Tomorrow?

• Random person: Hi
• Me: Hey
• Random person: Say, didn't you tell us that you were going to write a follow up article for 'Gaming rig'?
• Me: Yes...
• Random person: And didn't you say you were going to finish it 'tomorrow'?
• Me: Yeess...
• Random person: Well 'tomorrow' was about 2 days ago already!
• Me: Your point being?
• Random person: You're late!
• Me: Well sometimes things just don't go as planned. I'm way too busy right now to write articles.
• Random person: Right, but you do have time to write a ridiculous conversation where you're pretending to talk to some random person?
• Me: Why yes, yes I do.
• Random person: I don't get it
• Me: Well, I guess that'll be one of life's great mysteries...
• Random person: No it isn't!
• Me: Shut up